My Happy Dance…the Musical? Musing on Pride and Prejudice as a Broadway Show

I have been fortunate over the last couple of years to have several of my titles recognized with awards from various RWA groups.  My latest cozy mystery, The Prosecution of Mr. Darcy’s Cousin, has recently been named as a 2016 Runner-up in Historical Mystery for the Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence in Mystery/Suspense. With each  announcement, I mentioned my “Happy Dance.” To understand my “Happy Dance,” one must have a knowledge of Zero Mostel’s performance as Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof ~ specifically, Mostel’s freestyle dance about the stage when he sang, “If I Were a Rich Man.” Of course, such “freedom” sets my brain to thinking, which is not always a good thing. For example, I wonder what songs would the characters in Pride and Prejudice break into if we were doing P&P as a Broadway musical? Do not throw your hands up in despair! Hear me out on this. 

Logo from the 2011 NY Musical

First know that I am aware that Lindsay Warren Baker and Amanda Jacobs brought to the stage, Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, A Musical. In this production, Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy’s romance comes to life with fresh eyes as Jane Austen revisits her unpublished manuscript, First Impressions. As Austen transforms their story into what will ultimately become her masterpiece, Pride and Prejudice, both the author and her characters struggle to learn the joy of second chances.

I am also aware that First Impressions: A Pride and Prejudice Broadway Musical was one of the failures of the 1958-59 Broadway season, despite having Polly Bergen, Hermoine Gingold, and Farley Granger as its stars. Actually, Bergen had replaced Gisele MacKenzie at the last minute. In the role of Elizabeth Bennet, Bergen had but three weeks to learn the score.

images-5In reality, my idea would be a mish-mash of my favorite Broadway tunes added to a dramatic format. Let me explain what I had in mind. Let us return to “If I Were a Rich Man.” Could you not envision the character of George Wickham breaking into song and belting out the following words:

“Dear God, you made many, many poor people. / I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor./ But it’s no great honor either! /So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?”

If I were a rich man, /Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. /All day long I’d biddy biddy bum. /If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn’t have to work hard. /Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum./ If I were a biddy biddy rich, /Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, /Right in the middle of the town./ A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below. /There would be one long staircase just going up, /And one even longer coming down, /And one more leading nowhere, just for show.


imgresimagesHow about Charlotte Lucas and Jane Bennet joining together on “People” from Funny Girl?

From Charlotte Collins: People–people who need people/ Are the luckiest people in the world,

We’re children, needing other children/ And yet letting our grown-up pride/ Hide all the need inside, /Acting more like children ~ Than children.

From Jane Bennet: Lovers are very special people,/ They’re the luckiest people in the world.

With one person, one very special person/ A feeling deep in your soul/ Says you were half; now you’re whole./ No more hunger and thirst Jane-and-Mr-Bingley-pride-and-prejudice-couples-6970674-451-170/ But first be a person who needs people.  

images-1Can you not imagine a segue from Lambton to Pemberley with Elizabeth Bennet sharing her fears of meeting Mr. Darcy with “On the Street Where You Live” from My Fair Lady?”

I have often walked down this street before; /But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before./All at once am I, Several stories high. /Knowing I’m on the street where you live.

Are there lilac trees in the heart of town?/ Can you hear a lark in any other part of town?/ Does enchantment pour Out of ev’ry door?/ No, it’s just on the street where you live!

And oh! The towering feeling/ Just to know somehow you are near./ The overpowering feeling/ That any second you may suddenly appear!

People stop and stare. They don’t bother me./ For there’s nowhere else on earth that I would rather be./ Let the time go by, I won’t care if I/ Can be here on the street where you live.

images-6I would not mind seeing Lydia Bennet rocking out to “Ease On Down the Road” from The Wiz.  

‘Cause there maybe times / When you think you lost your mind/ And the steps you’re takin’/ Leave you three, four steps behind

But the road you’re walking/ Might be long sometimes/ You just keep on steppin’/ And you’ll just be fine, yeah 

Ease on down, ease on down the road/ Come on, ease on down/ Ease on down the road

Don’t you carry nothing/ That might be a load/ Come on, ease on down/ Ease on down the road

images-2I can also imagine Darcy singing “One” from A Chorus Line when he discovers that he is heels-over-head in love with Elizabeth Bennet.

One singular sensation, every little step she takes/ One thrilling combination, every move that she makes

One smile and suddenly nobody else will do/ You know you’ll never be lonely with you-know-who

One moment in her presence and you can forget the rest/ For the girl is second best to none, son

Oooh! Sigh! Give her your attention / Do I really have to mention, she’s the one

imgres-1How about Elizabeth giving her sister Jane a lesson in hope after Mr. Bingley leaves Netherfield by sharing the most famous pageant song ever written, “Tomorrow” from Annie?

The sun’ll come out Tomorrow/ Bet your bottom dollar/ That tomorrow, There’ll be sun!

Just thinkin’ about Tomorrow/ Clears away the cobwebs,/ And the sorrow, ‘Til there’s none!

When I’m stuck a day/ That’s gray, And lonely,/ I just stick out my chin/ And Grin,/ And Say, Oh!

The sun’ll come out Tomorrow/ So ya gotta hang on ‘Til tomorrow/ Come what may

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!/ I love ya, Tomorrow!/ You’re always a day away!

imgres-2images-3I could also easily see the residents of Meryton, especially the unmarried females, breaking out into “Big Spender” from Sweet Charity when Darcy and Bingley make their entrance.

The minute you walked in the joint,/ I could see you were a man of distinction,/ A real big spender,

Good looking, so refined./ Say, wouldn’t you like to know/ What’s going on in my mind?

So, let me get right to the point,/ I don’t pop my cork for ev’ry guy I see.

Hey, big spender, spend…/ A little time with me!

imgres-3imgres-4Could you also see Darcy looking at Georgiana and wondering when she had grown into a woman? I’m returning to Fiddler on the Roof and the haunting melody of “Sunrise, Sunset.” (I have taken the liberty to change the wording a bit to be only about a young girl.)

Is this the little girl I carried?/ Is this the little child at play?

I don’t remember growing older/ When did she?

When did she get to be a beauty?/ When did she grow to be so tall?

Wasn’t it yesterday when she was small?

Sunrise, sunset/ Sunrise, sunset/ Swiftly flow the days

Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers/ Blossoming even as we gaze

Sunrise, sunset/ Sunrise, sunset/ Swiftly fly the years

One season following another/ Laden with happiness and tears

images-4Finally, I would offer up “For Good” from Wicked as part of Darcy’s second proposal.

I’ve heard it said/ That people come into our lives for a reason/ Bringing something we must learn

And we are led/ To those who help us most to grow

If we let them/ And we help them in return

Well, I don’t know if I believe that’s true/ But I know I’m who I am today/ Because I knew you

Like a comet pulled from orbit/ As it passes a sun

Like a stream that meets a boulder/ Halfway through the wood

Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better?

But because I knew you/ I have been changed for good

So, tell me what you think? Could my version of P&P, the Musical make it? What other songs might we add? Is there a future for other Austen productions?



The Prosecution of Mr. Darcy’s Cousin: A Pride and Prejudice Mystery – 2016 Finalist for the Frank Yerby Award for Fiction; 2016 Finalist for the Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence in Mystery/Suspense

The Mysterious Death of Mr. Darcy: A Pride and Prejudice Mystery – 2013 SOLA’s Eighth Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Awards, Honorable Mention, Romantic Suspense; Finalist 2014 Frank Yerby Award for Fiction; Winter Rose Awards 2014, 2nd Place, Romantic Suspense

Angel Comes to the Devil’s Keep – 2013 SOLA’s Eighth Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Awards, 3rd Place, Historical Romance

A Touch of Grace: Book 4 of the Realm Series – 2012 SOLA’s Seventh Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Awards, 3rd Place, Historical Romance

The First Wives’ Club – 2012 SOLA’s Seventh Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Awards, Honorable Mention, Historical Romance

The Scandal of Lady Eleanor (aka A Touch of Scandal): Book 1 of the Realm Series – 2011 Write Touch Readers’ Award, 2nd Place, Historical Romance

Christmas at Pemberley: A Holiday Sequel to Pride and Prejudice 2011 Booksellers’ Best Award Finalist, Inspirational Romance; 2012 New England Book Festival, 2nd Place, General Fiction

The Phantom of Pemberley: A Pride and Prejudice Mystery – 2010 SOLA’s Fifth Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Awards, 3rd Place, Romantic Suspense

Darcy’s Temptation: A Sequel to Pride and Prejudice – 2009 Booksellers’ Best Award Finalist, Long Historical


About Regina Jeffers

Regina Jeffers is the award-winning author of Austenesque, Regency and historical romantic suspense.
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12 Responses to My Happy Dance…the Musical? Musing on Pride and Prejudice as a Broadway Show

  1. Vee says:

    Haha fabulous. When are the tickets going on sale? Entertaining passage thanks Regina

  2. You had me singing along throughout the entire post. Nothing like a sing-along to make one feel good in the morning. Great post, I’d buy a ticket.

    • As my mother always told me, “I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.” However, that does not keep me from singing. I am glad you enjoyed this one, La Deetda.

  3. JUDITH THOMAS says:

    Well, here you are another Marvin Hamlish …… and we thought you were just sitting in a dusty attic turning out incredible works of literary art ………. when in actual fact you have been singing from the roof tops on ‘dark and stormy nights’…..that far off voice I hear every now and then with love songs and satires for Darcy and Company. I hope to be invited to your red carpet acceptance of your most deserved award……………………….. keep it up ……… and when I hear that music of the night ………….. I will know it is Regina in full voice with P and P as backup…..[Applause!!!!!]

  4. Oh my goodness!! This post cracked me up! Love all of these references, and yes, I can hear Jane singing People right now!

  5. jennifer Redlrczyk says:

    Crazy mashup but I love anything with music.

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